Anorak News | Tabloid Death Race: Katie Price’s Cancer, Peter Andre’s Death And Alex Reid’s Orange

Tabloid Death Race: Katie Price’s Cancer, Peter Andre’s Death And Alex Reid’s Orange

by | 30th, April 2010

KATIE Price follows news of Peter Andre’s kidnap death nightmare by being the subject of a “CANCER SCARE”. It’s a tabloid death race.

Yesterday, Peter Andre cradled his children on the cover of OK! and spoke of death and their kidnap. Now it’s Katie Price’s turn to wonder about the Grim Reaper tapping her on the shoulder and cancelling her contract. Mum Katie once had cancer on the tip of her finger. Some said it was the resisting place for her talent and when it was cut out her dreams died.

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But, Princess TeneLadyMee, Junior Pete know that Pete is alive. Katie Price does not have cancer. So, try not to worry kidzzz. Mum’s eponymous embalming fluid is not on the market, yet. And dad had not to promise to stop singing to secure your safe return.

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If you must worry know that Alex Reid has been injecting himself with a fake tan drug “linked to cancer”. Does he have cancer? No. But the Star suggests that he might. Step-daddy Alex is said to inject a drug called Melanotan into his tummy. A medic says they do not know what the long term effect of the potion might be. It might give your cancer. Or, then again, it might not.

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So, kidzzz, try not to worry. On a brighter note, talk of mum and daddy 1 and daddy 2’s death is keeping the family business alive…


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Model Jordan body painted as the Ice Maiden, poses for the media during a photocall in London's Covent Garden today December 6, 1998, where she launched the Swatch Christmas watch Sparkling Life, priced at 55. PA Photos.

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