Anorak News | Kerry Katona’s Kids Beat Katie Price’s: Pictures

Kerry Katona’s Kids Beat Katie Price’s: Pictures

by | 2nd, May 2010

IN KERRY Katona “MY SHAME”, the Star says Kerry Katona is in her “most revealing interview”. Kerry says she wants another baby but is “SCARED OF MEN

The transformation of Kerry Katona from desperate gurning mess into a front-line nation’s sweetheart is job akin to knitting diarrhoea.

The plan seems to be to make Kerry open and honest – and so trump all those previous open and honest interviews with still more openness and honesty. Kerry will become so open and honest that she will resemble a disembowled Saint Agatha.

First up, the move to cement Kerry as a victim.

KERRY Katona wants to conquer her fear of men and become a mum for the fifth time.

Her fear of men? Says Kerry:

“I want to get divorced first and get the house sorted and then I’ll be thinking about adding another to my family. I hope my future does include more kids but I’m only 29, so not straightaway.”


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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.

Best to wait nine months. And then you have to get a man:

“I think it’s going to take me a little while before I can trust again. I’m just concentrating on being with the kids at the moment – they’re brilliant. I love spending time with them.”

That’s nice. Expect to see lots of smiling Kerry and her kids in the Star and OK!. But like many jobbing celebs, Kerry needs not only the kids and the gigantic breasts and the exes, she needs Katie Price, who was once managed by Kerry’s new agents. The Star is happy to oblige.

And in a bitter blow to her rival and former friend Katie Price, 31, we can reveal that she managed to get her three girls into the best private school in the area. Katie, who lives down the road from Kerry, tried to get her children into The Hawthorns School but was turned down as the headmaster was worried about the impact she would have on the school.

But Kerry got her kids in. Kerry wins. And she beats Peter Andre, too, because Katie’s kids are Peter’s kids. Nine out of ten headmasters at provincial private schools agree!

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