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Cheryl Cole And Cook Up A Gay Storm

by | 8th, May 2010

CHERYL Cole (nation’s sweetheart Cheryl Tweedy) and Black Eyes Peas front man (enemy of grammar) are being linked in love. Are they shagging? Is Cole giving the Black Eyes Peas man a black eye? Can the media and PRs produce a background story of love to help flog the idea that one-hit, lip-synching wonder Cheryl can support a talented big band like the Black Eyed Peas?

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

The Sun wonders and comes up with:

You’ve turned Cheryl gay, Ash

Lia Nicholls says that the boys at Chelsea FC have heard the news that Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie “might bed his estranged wife Cheryl”.

What the report said was that Fergie…:

“…told pal WILL.I.AM that SHE will bed CHERYL COLE before he does.”

Anorak read that as Fergie claiming to have more chance of shagging Cole than does, who has next to no chance.

Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Marriage

Anyhow the news is that John Terry, Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard and more have told Ashley Cole:

“You’ve turned your wife gay”.

Adding that in any threesome:

“You could have been in the middle of that!”

No, not and Cole – Cole and Fergie. Yeah, Sir Alex Ferguson, who also has more chance of shagging Cheryl Cole than does…

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Posted: 8th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink