Anorak News | Man Arrested Over Human-Squid Sex Picture Allowed To Keep Pet Squids

Man Arrested Over Human-Squid Sex Picture Allowed To Keep Pet Squids

by | 13th, May 2010

MORE news on alleged squid sex enthusiast Andrew Dymond, 46. He was pinched by the fuzz for allegedly having loadsa porn on his PC.

Man Accused Of Owning Image Of Human Shagging A Squid

Having been charged with possessing “an extreme pornographic image which portrayed in an explicit and realistic way a person performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal, namely a squid, which was grossly offensive, disgusting or of obscene character“, Dymond is in court.

Prosecutors, it turns out, are not that expert in sexy creature of sea and believe the squid might be a more suggestive octopus, a well known under-water pri**-teaser.

The Beaks at Swansea magistrates’ court hear that whatever the true identity of the creature, it was clearly dead. Although how you can tell this by a photo seems a moot point. Perhaps it was just tired, had a headache or wanted the man to just get it over with?

Dymond is also accused of possessing photographs of people having sex with dogs and horses. Oh, and by the way, he also 14 charges of making indecent images of children. Human children who are alive. But – hey – never mind the kids, get a load of that squid. We Brits love our animals, but you can love them too much.

Dymond, of Mumbles, Swansea, to stand trial at a later date. He is granted bail on condition that he does not use the internet or have any contact with a child under the age of 16.

Squid are fair game…

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