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Randy Kangaroo Wants To Shag Australian Women’s Bikes

by | 14th, May 2010

A KANGAROO is harassing women at Tennant Creek, a small town in the Honeymoon Ranges of northern Australia.

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The Northern Territory News quotes on witness who encountered a roo on bike track:

“I turned around and saw this big kangaroo behind me, so I hastened my steps.

“It seemed a bit odd, but I continued walking and didn’t think much about it. Then on the return walk he was there waiting for me.”

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“He started circling me. There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing – it was a huge kangaroo and quite intimidating.”

The bounder (geddit?!).

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“I yelled at him to go away, waved my hands about and let him know I wasn’t interested, but he was persistent – I’ll give him that.”

A 200lb kangaroo wants to shag you but can be fended out by waving your hands?

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The story goes on to feature a scene at a local speedway race meeting. A Tanya Wilson says:

“I thought it was strange that a kangaroo would come to such a noisy place, but I grew up around kangaroos so I went up to say hello. There I was having a nice chat to him when I heard others calling out to me, warning me to step away.

“I didn’t take any notice of them because I didn’t think I had anything to worry about – I thought he was just a cute, friendly kangaroo.”

Then this:

Tanya was oblivious to the amorous nature of the interlude, but the kangaroo’s intentions were clearly evident to other speedway fans.

Is this a randy roo or a case of people humanising animals? If the big roo is that randy why doesn’t jump the woman, or do kangaroos like a bit of small talk before shagging? Or maybe – just maybe, considering the roo was spotted on a bike track and at the speedway – the kangaroo wants to shag your bike. In which, they really are just like us


Posted: 14th, May 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink