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Sarah Ferguson Pimps Prince Andrew: The Cash For Equestrians Scandal In Pictures And Video

by | 24th, May 2010

SARAH Ferguson pimps Prince Andrew in a tabloid sting, and we wonder if a meeting costs £500,000 how much a vial of his blood or a tube of semen goes for?

Of course, there are risks: Andrew shares the same genes with Princes Edward, the Tweed In Tweed, and things can disappoint. We’d advise crossing the DNA with Shergar’s and creating a new breed of Windsor – higher, loftier, faster. It’s the Cash For Equestrians scandal.

Sarah Ferguson: Life, Times And Fashion Crimes In Pictures

So. Caps off to the Express whish leads with a picture of Fergie biting her nails alongside the headline:

“BABIES DNA IN SECRET VAULTS.”

Or “stables” as Princesses call them.

The Daily Mail asks on its front page): “NOW WILL ANDREW THROW HER OUT?”

Yes? No? The Sun says:

Her grovelling came after she was yesterday seen in tears at Heathrow airport – and a pal said she may quit Britain for good.

The Duchess is in Los Angeles, where she is receiving the Catherine Variety Sheridan Award for her charity work.

Says a flame-haired source:

“Please give generously, guv’nor. I’ve been to Hull and back.”

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The Duchess of York gives former husband the Duke of York a friendly brush, during a photocall with their daughters Princesses Beatrice (right), nine, and seven-year-old Eugenie in Verbier, Switzerland today (Thursday). PA PIC NEIL MUNNS. See PA Story ROYAL Duchess.




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