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Cheryl Cole And Ashley Fight Over The Dogs: World Cup Divorce Special Pictures

by | 27th, May 2010

CHERYL Cole is divorcing Ashley Cole now because, as we learnt via an “insider” yesterday:

She knows how vital it is for Ashley to have a completely clear head and concentrate entirely on his football and performance with no distractions or emotional pulls.”

Pictures: Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Marriage

Selfless stuff from nation’s sweetheart Cheryl, putting the World Cup before her own breaking heart.

Ashley who has managed to muddle alone during his split from Chezza by winning The Double with Chelsea, will surely be appreciative.

Story continues after a gallery of Ashley’s alleged women:

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Alexandra Taylor

One day on and Cheryl is on the front page still. The Mirror leads with:

“I don’t want to see or hear form you ever again.”

Readers may wonder where the elipse is and looks for the full quote, I don’t want to see you again…

“… unless you bring the World Cup back home.”

Cheryl adds:

“Please respect that.”

Respect is all, and right it is that Cheryl’s demand is echoed in the national press. Says she, reportedly:

“It’s nothing personal but I never want to see or hear from you ever again. Please respect that.”

But what of this split? Who gets the tattoos? The Star knows and leads with:

“ALL I’M TAKING IS THE DOGS.”

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Or as the Mirror puts it:

“But she has insisted the couple’s assets, including a £6million Surrey mansion are split 50-50.”

The Star has the news, which turns out to be an excuse for a little pun on dogs. That aforesaid headline ends with an addendum on dogs:

(Because Ashley’s already had more than his fair share.)

Inside the Star and:

“Cheryl Cole has spurned the chance of a multi-million divorce payout from Ashley and will walk away with just the couple’s two dogs.”

Each dog wearing a £3million pearl necklace?

(Insert joke here…)



Posted: 27th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink