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China’s Bus Drivers Drive By Bowls Of Bowel Matter To Check Speeds

by | 29th, May 2010

IN China, the Longxiang Public Bus Company, of in Changsha, Hunan province, has given bus drivers a huge bowl to sit next to. Should any fluids from the huge bowel spill, the driver will be penalised.

Passengers often complain that sudden braking and bad driving makes them really uncomfortable on the buses,” says a spokesman of the company.

“Hanging bowls of water in the driver’s cab will discourage them from making any jolting starts, sudden braking or bad turns.”

No problemo keeping the bowl topped up for this Milwaukee driver, who spends her days excreting and peeing into plastic bags as she makes her rounds.

The shame of having to dump the waste by the roadside might not be an issue if she moves to China and serves up her bowl contests in a bowl…

No hand signals, driver slopping out.



Posted: 29th, May 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink