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North Korea Saves Kim Jong-Il’s Life And Hair With Secret Elixir

by | 5th, June 2010

GREAT happenings and noble news from North Korea where a drink that can reverse aging has been created – and just in time to preserve the wonderful life of glorious leader Mr Kim Jong-Il.

The tincture is a marvel:

“It, with effects of both preventive and curative treatment, helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells.”

Better than the Pride of Pyongyang – goes great with live fish!

“It also protects skin from wrinkles and black spots and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral haemorrhage, myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.”

It’s photoshop in a bottle!

“It, much higher than quality cosmetics in anti-oxidation capacity, is efficacious for different skin diseases, including allergic dermatitis. It also makes skin fair.

And best of all:

“The drink has no side-effect.”

And it’s great workers toiling in the wondrous coalface and other hazardous places of awe:
Company manager Jong Song Ho says the drink “proved efficacious among workers of such industrial establishments as thermal power station and smeltery and at medical institutions”.

To the mines and smelters!

KCNA:

“Kim Sun Yong, 36, residing in Central District, Pyongyang, told KCNA that her children owe many things to the state, more than to their parents“.

Can you swallow that, readers!?

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