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Honeymoon Bride Changes Name To ‘I Hate Thomas Cook’

by | 8th, June 2010

AUSTIN Kettle has changed her name to ‘I Hate Thomas Cook’. Miss Kettle wanted to change the details on her honeymoon booking. But there was a charge. Disgusted and outraged, Kettle changed her name to I Hate Thomas Cook. That would learn them.

Austin Kettle, 26, is now called ‘Mrs Lorraine Darla I Hate Thomas Cook And Its Associates Big Shot Company Treading on the Little Guy Leeks’.

Aka Mrs Leeks.

It’s a big name. But not one she will regret when she comes to book more flights and has her name printed on boarding passes.

The story goes that the former Miss Kettle will be off to the Gambia once she has tied the knot in February 2011. She booked the tickets under her married name. But she is not married. Her passport says her name is Kettle.

She realises her error and calls Thomas Cook. They says there will be a charge. Kettle boils over.

So she changes her name. She also changes her first name from Austin to Lorraine. In yer face, Thomas Cook! Says she:

“I wasn’t angry with Thomas Cook; at first I was a bit upset but it was just a bit of a crazy moment. My fiancé thinks I’m crazy. The amusing thing is he will have to say my new name during the wedding ceremony.”

Unless he doesn’t…

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