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Jesus Burns In Ohio And Cries Blood In Argentina

by | 15th, June 2010

BEFORE we get to the act of God that smote the Jesus of Ohio in a fiery bolt, we journey to Argentina where Jesus is crying. Well, bleeding. This is thing with Jesus – there is always a spare.

Father Jorge Gandur says Jesus is bleeding at the Oratory of the Sacred Heart of Jesus in Yerba Buena, Argentina. Jesus has red marks on his head, by the crown of thorns.

The media reports that Jesus is weeping “tears of blood”. The national side aren’t playing at the World Cup tonight, so why not pop down and take a look at the bleeding Jesus?

Says Father Gandur:

“If this is something wrought by God, it will have continuity, and if it is of men, it will disappear.”

Adding, without irony:

“As a priest, at no time have I wished to create false expectations.”

As a priest…


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