Daily Express: We All Die At Noon

SCARE Story of the Day was going to be about the Daily Express and its story that Britain is soon to be out of water:

“DROUGHT SOON AS BRITAIN DRIES UP”

A forecaster warns of “less than average rainfall”. There might be a “hosepipe ban”! We are all as good as dead.

But then we noticed that Express has spent the week as a harbinger of doom:

Monday: “CANCER LINK TO ‘WONDER’ DRUG” – People taking ARBs for blood pressure issues might increase their chance of getting cancer.

Tuesday: “NEW MOBILE PHONES HEALTH THREAT”

And not only new mobile phones but old ones too. Phones might give you cancer if used for 30 minutes a day.

Here’s to the Daily Express and its motto: “IT’S GETTING WORSE!”

Anorak