60 Human Heads Found In Box At Southwest Airlines – Kevin Smith’s Pot Noodles?
SOUTHWEST Airlines (Kevin Smith’s favourite airline) has discovered 60 human heads in a box addressed to Medtronic, a medical research company in Fort Worth, Texas. The supplier of human heads is JLS Consulting.
The discovery was made by a worker at Little Rock, Arkansas. Says county coroner Garland Camper:
“We’ve come to the conclusion that there is a black market out there for human body parts for research or for whatever reason.”
Or as reader Yampster says:
America comes up with the ultimate snack pot. Each one comes with a two handles, two finger holes a spout for pouring and something to wipe your greasy fingers on.
Now this is progress…
PS – Anyone seen Dave?
Posted: 18th, June 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
