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Joran Van Der Sloot ‘Murdered’ By Prisoners In The Gulf Of Mexico

by | 19th, June 2010

JORAN Van der Sloot: Anita Van Der Sloot on her son’s innocence, Melody Granadillo is lucky to be alive and Joran is killed in the Gulf of Mexico. News round-up:

My Fox: “Joran Van der Sloot’s Mom: My Son is Sick in Head”

Sicko! Well, what Anita van der Sloot actually told De Telegraaf was:

“He is not the monster they like the world to see. He is traumatized, depressed and has an addiction. He is not a murderer. It stinks and feels like a big trap set up for him.”

So. He’s innocent. Or as a secret document says:

It says van der Sloot turned himself in voluntarily, believing he would avoid Peruvian justice and be sent directly back to Aruba, where he remains the prime suspect in Alabama teen Natalee Holloway’s 2005 disappearance.

And Van Der Sloot’s about to be disappeared:

* Larry Levine, founder of Wall Street Prison Consultants, says van der Sloot’s living in isolation won’t help him. The combination a high-profile crime, a victim from a prominent family and the nation’s poverty all help make van der Sloot a prime target.”

Can Levine consult and save him? Meanwhile, his ex-lover Melody Granadillo is talking to the media:

It’s more striking that Joran van der Sloot’s first love shares Natalee Holloway’s birthday that could provide another clue.

Does she share the birthday of Stephany Flores? Three women with the same birthday would seem unusual? But Flores was not born on the same day as Holloway and Grandillo. But still, let’s pull the straws…

I did feel guilty,” Granadillo said in a statement. “Maybe if I had stayed in his life, you know, nothing would have happened.”

And:

“He was amazing. He was romantic. We could sit and talk for hours. We liked looking into each other’s eyes.”

The National Ledger plucks an idea from the ether:

Many believe she is lucky she is alive.

Why do this “many” believe that? We are not told. But if he has killed one and is linked to the death of another, the media likes to imagine Van Der Sloot would kill more. In the maw of a voracious media, two dead is just not enough.

More on that bloodlust from the aforesaid Levine entertaining the telly watchers with talk of death and worse:

Asked by co-anchor Chris Wragge what advice he’d give van der Sloot, Levine said, “I’d tell him, ‘You’re not gonna make it,’ that ‘What you need to do is pray, because someone’s gonna kill ya, and just enjoy the rest of the time you have left on Earth.’

“They’ll be lining up to kill him. He has no hope. He has no chance.

And a kind word in Anita Van Der Sloot’s ear:

“And I could give advice to his mother, that I would go out and buy a black dress and get ready for the funeral, because it’s gonna be all over pretty soon.”

Can Van der Sloot impact on the greater news agenda? And how will he be killed?

My new favorite Facebook group is the one that suggests plugging the BP leak with Joran van der Sloot.”

Joran van der Sloot – they’re out for his blood:

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