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Iran Declares War On The Mullet – Holy Mackerel!

by | 6th, July 2010

IRAN has declared war on the mullet. As our Man in LA says, the stigma of the mullet has gone international.

Iran is putting its foot down on such “expressive” Western men’s hairstyles, as part of this month’s Modesty and Veil Festival, which is sorta the antithesis of Gay Pride.

The country’s top dog, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has said Iran’s enemies may try to stage a ‘soft’ or ‘velvet’ revolution by infiltrating corrupt culture or ideas.

It happened in Australia…



Posted: 6th, July 2010 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink