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In Pictures: Lindsay Lohan Goes Down For 90 Days – Escapes Parental House Arrest

by | 7th, July 2010

LINDSAY Lohan has been jailed for 90 days. The Celebrity Police Force always gets its photo of cops with stars for the canteen wall.

Lohan has been jailed for violating the terms of her probation over a 2007 drink-drive charge – she missed seven court-ordered alcohol education classes. Expect lots of footage and interviews with Lohan’s mother dressed in full Tenko garb.

When they come to make the film of Aung San Suu Kyi’s life, Lohan can draw on her experiences. Did Kyi take mandatory drugs test and wear leggings? Kyi might like to meet Lohan half way. Even top actors need help.

When Beverly Hills Superior Court judge Marsha Revel sentenced her, Lohan wept. She said:

“I did the best I could.

Also:

“I was taking it seriously. I wasn’t expecting any special treatment. I’m not taking this as a joke. It’s my life and my career, something I have worked for my entire life.”

To be a celebrity inmate is what she’s worked towards her entire 24 years? It’s a short sob from the play pen to the pen…

She will enter prison on July 20. As John Kubicek says:

Look on the bright side, LiLo: you could’ve been remanded to the custody of your parents.

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