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Lindsay Lohan’s Lawyer Stuart V Goldberg Dazzles The Judge – Writes And Stars In Case Film?

by | 11th, July 2010

LINDSAY Lohan has  anew lawyed. He’s called Stuart V. Goldberg. We think the V stands for Vaudeville because Goldberg looks like he should be singing like a orange canary.

There is every chance Goldberg’s teeth and skin will dazzle the judge and allow Lohan to get clean away. It’ ll be like that flashy memory-burn stick in the Men In Black films.

Our Man in LA reports – The Lawyer Stays In The Picture:

WAIT.  We posted the wrong picture.  That’s actually Richard Gere.

Although visually, the two are virtually interchangeable.  Other than the fact that Gere’s complexion looks a little less like Jersey Girl Snooki’s after spending a full day at the electric beach.

One quick look at Stuart V. Goldberg’s website tells us all we need to know about Lindsay’s new lawyer.

He’s a threefer… not just an attorney, but also an author (a romantic psychological thriller) and a screenwriter (actually, the only thing The Rat could find that Stuart’s written is a trailer for his book).  This Chicago based bullshitter was made for Hollywood.

Go to his website and you’ll also find he has an affinity for luxury cars.  There’s a shot of Stuey and his Rolls, as well as Stuey and his Ferrari.

Has Judge Revel met her match?

Video of slicker-than-slick Stuey pitching his novel… after the jump.

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