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Katie Price: After The Gash And The Fight The Wedding Strip In Pictures

by | 15th, July 2010

KATIE Price is getting married on ITV. She’s marrying walking Toffee Crisp Alex Reid, a kind of evolved PG Tips monkey with extensive depilation and gel. To champion this melding of sticky-looking skin and unguents, the Daily Star uses its front page to talk about those Muslim toilets and the Kate “shocker” that she was “never really married to Peter”.

Kate Price Wedding Pictures: The Fight, The Gash And The Media

ITV’s archives says not so. Twice. But the Daily Star hears Katie tells a TV show “You only get married once, why not go all out?” and creates a news story.

You can watch the wedding on Katie & Alex: For Better, For Worse. You can see Alex pole dance before a syringe of strumpets (is that the correct group term?) dressed as kinky nurses and Katie go to Paris to find a dress encrusted with fake diamonds. Crusty dresses are all the rage in glamour modelling.

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