Anorak News | Atheist Hair Dryer Blows Away Baptism Water: Video

Atheist Hair Dryer Blows Away Baptism Water: Video

by | 18th, July 2010

EDWIN Kagin will “de-baptize” you with a hair dryer wih the label “Reason and Truth” written on the side. No ordinary hair dryer will do. Tongs? No. Irons? No. You need a hair dryer with the correct words written on the side.

Kagin says baptism is “child abuse“. He says the blast of hot air was a way for adults to undo what their parents had done.

But what if you have no electricty? Will a towel do? No, not any towel. You need The Anorak Comfi-Towel. Guaranteed to clean off God or your money back!

Says Cambridge Boxterman:

I was baptized Catholic. I don’t remember any of it at all. According to my mother, I screamed like a banshee … so you can see that even as a young child I didn’t want to be baptized. It’s not fair. I was born atheist, and they were forcing me to become Catholic.”

Young Mr Anorak screamed when placed on his nurse’s teet. But he recovered.

Posted: 18th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink