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Jennifer Aniston’s Lola Vie Is The Smell Of Nothing And Silence

by | 20th, July 2010

JENNIFER Aniston’s new perfume Lola Vie (translation: Why Doesn’tHe Call?) reveals that she smells of cardboard, disinfectant and bubble wrap. It is, as the actress says, “an extension of myself”.

While Old Mr Anorak details one of his Latvian guards to put down her pole and clean out the Celebrity Store Room (find Anthea Turner in Room 54b, pass Little ‘n’ Large and before Tracey Scoggins) we read the poetry that describes Aniston’s scent Lolavie as “sexy and clean and floral, but not too flowery.”

Jennifer Aniston smells like the staffroom at Laura Ashley.

Aniston film the video of the smell at her favourite holiday getaway spot, in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. As Aniston said:

“These people survive on us coming down and spending money and coming here to these beautiful places. It sort of made sense to sort of say ‘Hey, let’s help out Mexico.’”

What does Mexico smell of, Jen?

“I am not a big perfume-y fragrance fan. I want people to go ‘what is that?’ You smell great!’ But most of all, I wanted it to smell natural.”

Smell natural by wearing Jennifer Aniston’s tincture. And pop down to Mexico where a few glugs of the stuff will bruin off any swine flu bugs and freshen breath…

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