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Marks & Spencer’s Plus Fit Range For Fat Kids Is Typo Of The Year

by | 26th, July 2010

MARKS & Spencer’s is offering for sale a uniform for the fat. They’ve beaten Gerry Cottle to it.

M&S is selling school blazers for obese three-year-olds and school uniforms in a size 18.

Says one shopper:

“I’ve been waiting for his my whole adult life, as has the entire pervert community. We’ve been demanding uniforms for big women and now, finally, M& S has brought them to market. The difficulty in finding uniforms to fit big-boned wives is well documented in our newsletter, TOSS (The Onanist Society Syndicate).

“Here’s to fat nurses, fat nuns and massively chunky cowgirls”

The uniform for the toddlers caters for waistlines up to 23 inches in the round. Such is the fact on the – get this – Plus Fit range.

Surely some kind of typo?



Posted: 26th, July 2010 | In: The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink