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Cheryl Cole Nursed By ‘The Hoff’

by | 28th, July 2010

DEREK Hough – pronounced not “Ho” but Hoff as in The Hoff – has moved in with Cheryl Cole, that “nation’s sweetheart” married to Ashley Cole.

The Sun says of Chezza and the man who looks like Antony Armstrong Jones in Noel Edmonds’ hair:

“Pal Derek ‘to nurse’ ill Cheryl”

Cheryl is making malaria this season’s most talked about disease. And the Sun says Derek will “nurse” her.

Why the word “nurse” is presented in inverted commas is unclear. One reason could be that the commas are a grammatical sideways eyes and that the Sun’s nursing is a euphemism for something else? One other explanation is that Derek has milky breasts and will nurse Cheryl back to health with his unctuous liquids.


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Posted: 28th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink