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James Bulger Killer Jon Venables Is Working For The Football Association: Daily Mirror Caught Offside

by | 2nd, August 2010

JON Venables is now working for the Football Association. As the Daily Mirror reports:

It was good enough for murderer Jon Venables in his latest trial and it will be introduced as an experiment by the FA this season.

A police van?

We’re talking video technology for disciplinary hearings.

The two pariahs of the tabloid news agenda are now linked – the killer paedo and the law-breaking footballer. Did Venables ever play footy to any decent standard? Just wondering if his life of crime was football’s loss?

Venables didn’t need to appear personally in court recently, he was linked to the courtroom by camera.

How long before referees wear ruffled wigs and red over basques and thongs?

Clubs will be spared a meeting with the FA disciplinary chief, famed for his leniency. His nickname? The Hanging Judge!

The Mirror’s tasteless story is ended by an advert for a footy product:

What kind of football fan are you? Take our personality test to find out…

Answer mostly As – you’re a peadophile; mostly Bs – you’re a child killer; mostly Cs – you’re a wanker is disguise…

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