Woman’s Name Includes Words From Every Letter Of Alphabet: B Is For Bananas

CEEJAY Epton, 22, from Doncaster, has changed her name “for a bit of a laugh” to include a word for each letter in the alphabet. She is known as:

A Apple B Boat C Cat D Dog E Elephant F Flower G Goat H House I Igloo J Jellyfish K Kite L Lion M Monkey N Nurse O Octopus P Penguin Q Queen R Robot S Sun T Tree U Umbrella V Violin W Whale X X-Ray Y Yo-Yo Z Zebra Terryn Feuji-Sharemi .

Her son Kian should do well in nursery school, unless the teachers says B is for Bananas, in which case he is S for Stumped.

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Says she:

“My friend wanted to be called ‘Pink’, so I thought I might as well change my name too. I’ve just had a baby, so I thought I would change it to help teach him the alphabet.”

Will Miss Alphabet live up to her name and become a victim of nominative determinism, like these fine fellows:

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