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Jennifer Aniston ‘Dates’ Turkey Baster As The Switch Hits The PR Machine

by | 11th, August 2010

NO sooner have we seen Jennifer Aniston’s nipple (see gallery at foot of page), then she tells us that her nipples might be old and shaped like Angelina’s Jolie’s Circle Of Trust but they will feed the babies. Aniston is the star of The Switch, a film in which a middle-aged woman with nice hair and a turkey baster has a child without a father.

Aniston is usually romantically linked to her co-stars so watch out for her being goosed by a huge syringe and canoodling on beach with a Petri Dish.

For more on that read here.

Anyhow, here’s what Aniston had to say to promote a vapid film:

“Women are realizing it more and more knowing that they don’t have to settle with a man just to have that child. Times have changed and that is also what is amazing… that we do have so many options these days, as opposed to our parents’ days when you can’t have children because you have waited too long.

“The point of the movie is what is it that defines family? It isn’t necessarily the traditional mother, father, two children and a dog named Spot. Love is love and family is what is around you and who is in your immediate sphere. That is what I love about this movie. It is saying it is not the traditional sort of stereotype of what we have been taught as a society of what family is.”

Unless you watch repeats of old British soaps like Brookside where families are scattered and made with a, er, turkey baster…


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Posted: 11th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink