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Derby Pensioner Arrested For Sex On Isle Of Wight Beach

by | 13th, August 2010

IS the Isle of Wight Gazette’s story of OAP sex on the beach tinged with ageism? We journey to Shanklin on the Isle of Wight, where a 49-year-old woman is giving an older man a blow job on the beach.

Get a load of the opening line:

A randy pensioner has been arrested over a sex romp in broad daylight on a packed public beach.

Randy pensioner? Were he not a “randy pensioner” would the outrage be so acute?

Several holidaymakers are said to have fled the beach in disgust before dialling 999.

Does no–one have a mobile phone on Shanklin sands? No, not to film it, rather to call the fuzz?

The police arrive and arrest the duo. He is from Derby. She is from Redhill, Surrey. He is said to have “enjoyed” the motions. But Anorak spots a sign on the beach warning of weaver fish. These things can embed themselves anywhere. They need to be sucked out. You should also “beware of wash from passing ships”, which is clearly a euphemism for dogging.

Spotter: the sandy-haired Anoraken

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