Johnny Rotten’s Sex Pistols Perfume And Other Novelty Drinks

JOHNNY Rotten has brought his own perfume to the market. It’s Rotten smell for him and for her. It’s called “The Sex Pistols”.

It retails for £32.50 for 50ml, and is best dabbed on the scrotum (for him), or on a tampon (for her) and mixed with snot and butter to make a delicious cocktail.

Its makers at Etat Libre d’Orange says Rotten perfume wearers “must resist tradition and fight conformity”.

They will fight conformity by all smelling like Johnny Rotten, which for purposes of identification, is a heady blend of new cash, shame and dead budgie…

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Johnny Rotten - real name John Lydon - in London for the continuation of the court case against Malcolm McLaren's management company Glitterbest.

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Posted: 23rd, August 2010 | In: The Consumer Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink