Anorak News | Iran’s Fatwa On Pets Makes Mary Bale A National Hero

Iran’s Fatwa On Pets Makes Mary Bale A National Hero

by | 28th, August 2010

IRAN has issued a fatwa on pets.

They can kill a woman who speaks out. They can slander the millions who died. They can eradicate gays. But Iran has now gone too far.

We in the West have but one Mary Bale. Iran has a nation of them.

Attack our pets and the British will come at you hard. Death to the non-pet lover!!!!

You see, Iran’s Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance has banned adverts for dog food, pets and pet products. This is a result of the Grand Ayatollah Nasser Makarem Shirazi’s fatwa on pets.

Ayatollah Shirazi says dog owners were “blindly imitating the West”. Love of animals will bring about “evil outcomes”.

Says he:

“Many people in the West love their dogs more than their wives and children.”

Well, yes.

But who in Iran will you love more than your wives and children if not your cat, dogs and mice?

Well, what is hairy, small, yappy and loyal to the cause? Why it’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – nine out of ten nutters prefer it!

Posted: 28th, August 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink