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Mr. W. Anker Ran Over Girlfriend’s Lover In Blackburn

by | 30th, August 2010

TO Preston Crown Court, Lancashire, where Blackburn man Mr Bill Anker, nee William Anker – yep, Mr W. Anker – is found guilty of running over a man he suspected of shagging his former girlfriend

(Nominative determinism can be a bitch but you might suppose Mr W. Anker has little needs to woo another?)

Police gave Mr Anker a tug when the tyres on his car matched the marks on his victim’s trouser leg.

Mr W. Anker, of Nuttall Street, Ewood, Blackburn, is found guilty of a charge of Section 20 wounding and careless driving after a three-day trial.

Mr Anker is due to be sentenced in September. In addition, the Lancashire Evening Telegraph notes:

In May Anker was cleared of conspiracy to commit robbery and possession of illegal ammunition after a security guard was shot during a cash-in-transit robbery in Preston Old Road, Cherry Tree, Blackburn.

Mr W. Anker is aka Mr B.Anker…

Other victims of nominative determinism hereunder:

Dr aTchoo

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Dr Atchoooooooo

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