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Mr. W. Anker Ran Over Girlfriend’s Lover In Blackburn

by | 30th, August 2010

TO Preston Crown Court, Lancashire, where Blackburn man Mr Bill Anker, nee William Anker – yep, Mr W. Anker – is found guilty of running over a man he suspected of shagging his former girlfriend

(Nominative determinism can be a bitch but you might suppose Mr W. Anker has little needs to woo another?)

Police gave Mr Anker a tug when the tyres on his car matched the marks on his victim’s trouser leg.

Mr W. Anker, of Nuttall Street, Ewood, Blackburn, is found guilty of a charge of Section 20 wounding and careless driving after a three-day trial.

Mr Anker is due to be sentenced in September. In addition, the Lancashire Evening Telegraph notes:

In May Anker was cleared of conspiracy to commit robbery and possession of illegal ammunition after a security guard was shot during a cash-in-transit robbery in Preston Old Road, Cherry Tree, Blackburn.

Mr W. Anker is aka Mr B.Anker…

Other victims of nominative determinism hereunder:

haywood-jablome

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NOMINATIVE determinism is not needed when the hack is too lazy or jaded to get the interviewees real name or make one up. In this Fargo newspaper, readers see Haywood Jablome shovelling snow…

Spotter: Anoraken



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