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Not Gay William Hague Used To Ogle 14 Women A Day As A Lad

by | 2nd, September 2010

WILLIAM Hague is not gay and neither is his wife.

Hague is a man’s man, but in a heterosexual way. Proud Yorkshireman Hague, who drank up to 14 pints of beer a day as a teenager, enjoyed the spectacle of shapely women in vests and bonnets. He may have ogled as many as 14 woman a day in his youth.

William Hague Is Not Gay And Neither Is Seb Coe

“I was the driver’s mate, delivering the bottles and beer around South Yorkshire.

“We used to have a leer at every stop – well the driver’s mate did, not the driver, thankfully – and we used to have about 10 stops in a day.

“You worked so hard you didn’t feel you’d ogled ten birds by four o’clock, you used to sweat so much. But then you had to lift all the empties off the lorry.

“It’s probably horrifying but we used to do that then go home for tea and then go out in the evening to the pub.”

In other news, David Cameron has yet to come out and say he is not gay, as have The Stig, Osama bin Laden, Po, everyone who works for Channel 4, France…


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Conservative Party leader William Hague (front) literally took the plunge in Cornwall today (Monday), on the water slide at Flambards theme park near Helston on the Lizard, accompanied by deputy chief of staff Seb Coe (middle) and newly appointed Cornwall party spokesman David Harris, at the start of his meet the people tour of Britain. See PA Story POLITICS Hague. Photo by David Brenchley.

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