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Terry Jones Releases His Secret List Of Demands

by | 10th, September 2010

TERRY Jones and his plans to burn the Koran (no, not onto DVD; not wrapped in an American flag to please everybody; but burn with a flame) are all part of his master plan to have the New York mosque moved. You need to read this twice to believe it. The Associated Press report, via Jim Treacher:

Jones said Thursday he would call off the planned burning of Qurans based on a deal negotiated with the president of the Islamic Society of Central Florida that the location of a mosque planned near ground zero in New York would be changed.

Florida Koran thumper can move mosques at behest of Florida Koran torcher? This was one helluva high-profile summit, readers:

It all gets us thinking what would make Jones not burn his book on his reality TV show-style happening?

* I Will Burn The Koran unless Obama pins his birth certificate to his forehead

* I Will Burn The Koran unless Mahmoud Ahamdinejad wears a mauve tutu and sings Mandy on the Muppet show in the manner of Billy Crystal buying a kosher pickle

* I Will Burn The Koran unless Osama bin Laden comes out of hiding by midnight tomorrow

* I Will Burn The Koran if Snooki does not emigrate to Wyoming

* I Will burn The Koran if the final episode of Lost is remade with all lose ends tied up

* I Will burn the Koran unless we all agree to rename Islamabad as Jones Town by 5am tomorrow morning

More demands to follow…

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