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Justin Bieber Not Arrested And Koran Not Hit By Water Bomb: Video

by | 11th, September 2010

JUSTIN Bieber has not been arrested. It’s a big day for no news. And following the news that Pastor Terry Jones did not burn a Koran on the day that remains International Burn a Koran Day, we learn that Justin Bieber was not arrested.

But you want to know what Bieber did not to get arrested for. Well, he lobbed a water balloon at a state trooper and hit him below the belt. Story goes that Bieber had been chucking water on people’s nether regions all day. Why? Well, when you’re so young and just moving out of pull ups you want to blend in.

So. Would Bieber’s show at the Maryland State Fair on Sunday be cancelled as the little one is admonished and sat on the naughty step? No. Everything is fine. He is not arrested.

In other news, the state trooper is not believed to have had a copy of the Koran in his hip pocket, but had he done, Bieber would be an international pariah and using his Mr Jones’ lighter to dry out the book’s pages…

Spotter: Anorakren

Justin! Have some holy water!



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