Anorak News | Three Year Old Caught Dealing Marijuana But Not At Birthday Party Riot

Three Year Old Caught Dealing Marijuana But Not At Birthday Party Riot

by | 29th, September 2010

A 3-year-old boy has been caught dealing marijuana at Niblack Elementary School, Dlorida, Florida. He should have taken it over to Ohio’s Fraternal Order of Eagles Hall in Elmwood Place where three-year-old Joselyn’s birthday has become a riot featuring 75 adults, Disney Princess decorations and a cake.

According to Cincinnati’s Channel 12 news, the fight erupted when the girl’s biological father and mum’s new man exchanged words. Cue:

“Chairs flying through the air. Beer bottles coming down like rain.”

Says Elmwood Place Police Chief William Peskin:

“When (first responding) officers arrived there, it was a pretty intense fight going on inside. They actually had to wait until they got backup there in order to make entry because there were so many people throwing bottles and chairs, so they had to actually wait.”

Joselyn’s cake was intact throughout the melee.

Moral: next time forget the beer and order the weed in earlier – and get a dealer with a car that he doesn’t have to pedal…

Update: The dealer had 20 grams of weed in two small bags. He showed them to another child. The other child told a teacher (the grass). The teacher called the police.

Mum came to picked up her son, while the polce searched her home.

The police found nothing at mum’s place. She says didn’t know where he had found it.

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