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Commonwealth Games 2010 Closing Ceremony Photos: No-One Died

by | 14th, October 2010

COMMONWEALTH Games 2012: No one died. No one was sucked down a drain in the swimming pool when two people in the athletes’ village / sink estate flushed the toilet at the same time.

Australia won lots of gold medals for swimming. England became rebranded as Team England and gave full throat to Jerusalem, a song that calls for England to be split by religion-fired fighting between the natives and patronised by Jeremy Bowen.

Indian fans stayed at home – although not the Indian soldiers with the impressive moustaches. Lots of people played pipes in public. And the Seychelles tonked it bitter rivals Tonga in the medals table…

The London Olympics has very little to live up to. Thank fuck for the Commonwealth…


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Musicians and dancers perform during the 2010 Commonwealth Games Closing Ceremony at the Jawaharlal Nehru Stadium in New Delhi, India.

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