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Spanish Prostitutes Ordered To Wear Orange Vests Like The Queen

by | 27th, October 2010

TO Els Alamus in Catalonia, Spain, where the town’s councilmen are threatening to fine prostitutes who fail to wear an orange reflective vest while working the kerb. (Orange skin is no longer enough.)

The official reason is that it prevents traffic accidents.

But the Mail has a new angle. Get a load of its page. It’s Royal Yellow, like Queen Elizabeth 2 wears.

(Did the Mail do this on purpose – liken our Queen to a prostitute?)

But it’s only a trial and next week the ladies will be dressed as Lollypop Ladies. The following week as French maids. Then as the Arsenal Football Team First XI 1971. Then as cowgirls. And so on. The effect on traffic will be placed on a graph and used to assess the most accident-preventing look…



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