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Strathclyde Police Hunt Smurf Who Attacked Rastafarian

by | 5th, November 2010

STRATHCLYDE Police are looking for a man-sized smurf who assaulted a Rastafarian at the Word Up club in Greenock, Renfrewshire, last Halloween.

The victim was not a real Rasta, but a 21-year-old dressed up to have some fun with someone else spiritual beliefs. (Do Rastas bombs planes?)

The Smurf is as seen.

Says Detective Inspector John Dearie, of Strathclyde Police:

“This is the first time in 30 years in the police force that I have been looking for a Smurf.”

Well, not since the incident with the Munchkins…

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