Paul And Rachel Chandler: The Recession-Proof Somali Diet

PAUL and Rachel Chandler are free from the recession-busting Somali pirates after year in the tropics. Says Mr Chandler:

“We are rather skinny and bony but we’re fine.”

Good news, then, for you budding models and TV stars who can enrol on Anorak’s Somali Fashion Course for a fee yet to be arranged but which must be delivered in a brown paper bag in used US dollars…

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General view of the flat in Tunbridge Wells, Kent, owned by Paul and Rachel Chandler who are feared to have been taken captive by Somalian pirates while sailing near the Seychelles.

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Posted: 15th, November 2010 | In: Reviews Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink