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Kate Middleton Is No Princess Diana: She Loves Landmines

by | 17th, November 2010

PRINCE William and Kate Middleton are engaged and an industry is born. Will they be William and Kate? Willate? Killiam? Kills? Is Kate the new Diana. Or is she her own woman, one who loves landmines – just loves them? There is much to decide as the brand is developed.

But in the meanwhile, what say the papers? Which paper is the most patriotic? Let’s see:

Independent: leads with the economic ruin of Ireland

You can hide and tidy to ignore it but the wedding chatter – the debate between flag waving Royalists and outraged Republicans – will not go away.

i (the little Indy’s front page): “Kate says: I Will”

(Surely, I Wills?)

Daily Star: souvenir edition. What better way to mark the occasion than with seven pages of tribute hinged about a shot of a strumpet’s naked chests and a front-page shot of your dead mother-in-law to be emerging from a ring?Princess Diana – Genie of Hearts.

The Sun: souvenir edition. “With Mummy’s ring I thee wed”. It’s 12-page special.

The Sun manages to flash its royal credentials while reminding readers that Wills is a toff who just gave his girlfriend his dead mum’s ring

The Times (front page): “The news Romantics – something borrowed, something blue: Diana’s ring seals royal engagement”

There is a  truly crap 4-page filler that folds open to reveal a double page poster-sized photo of Wills and Kate.

Daily Mail (front page): “We got there in the end, darling (And it’s sealed with Diana’s ring”

The Mail has the biggest souvenir pullout: 16 pages. She is the “Queen of his heart”, we learn on Page 1.

Daily Express (front page): “Sealed with Diana’s ring”

Daily Telegraph (front page): “Kate’s very special”

The Guardian (front page): “Royal wedding in the age of austerity”

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