Anorak News | Women Hide Stolen Goods In Rolls Of Fat

Women Hide Stolen Goods In Rolls Of Fat

by | 1st, December 2010

AILENE Brown, 28, and 37-year-old Shmeco Thomas are accused of shoplifting goods by hiding them under their rolls of fat (four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves).

Finally, the thin have a real reason to far the obese, rather than just one of unbridled envy at how anyone can eat cream buns carefree. First they nick your clothes; then your kids; then your car.

They say the truly gargantuan can steal your house and walk away without a care…

In other news: how to escape the airport bodyscanner: get fat.

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