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The Best TSA Gropes In Photos: How To Feel Up A Stranger Legally

by | 6th, December 2010

THE TSA gropings are open to anyone who likes to get felt up in public. But what can you expect? What is the approved method of feeling up a stranger and not being arrested nor smacked in the mouth? The procedures can be termed:

The Eggs & Spoons: The man is held in place and squeezed
The Red Sea: The woman’s breasts are bisected by a sawing motion; this may work as well for men with moobs.
The Victory V: The breast is supported in a Churchillian salute

A guide in photos:

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