The Ashes: Ruthless England Show Australia How To Kill Off An Opponent

THE ASHES scores are: England 1, Australia 0. Did you get that? Would you like it in the reverse? Australia are playing at home, so we should pay our due respects lest the old enemy cut up rough. Those scores again: Australia 0, England 1. There. Much better.

In the 2006-2007 tour, England lost five nil. England’s highlight was Steve Harmison’s wide – a ball so wide it is now working as a Joan Collins shoulder pad in a review bar in Aukland.

A few years on and the Aussies are fragile. England are good enough to kill them off. And we should make the most of it. Laugh it up, Pommy…

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England's Graeme Swann celebrates taking the final wicket to win during the second Ashes Test at the Adelaide Oval in Adelaide, Australia.

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Posted: 7th, December 2010 | In: Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink