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Julian Assange: How We Need Jeremy Kyle

by | 17th, December 2010

THE problem is that the moment Julian lands in Sweden, Obama’s loyal drones will apply for his extradition to face a 500-year spell in a Texan penitentiary for upsetting Hillary Clinton over her illegal UN spying directives.

So I think we should follow daytime TV Jeremy Kyle’s example and subject Julian to a lie detector test on these rape allegations – perhaps on the show itself, surrounded by hair-gelled oafs and their screaming chav tarts with their hoop earrings.

If he passes, Sweden can fuck off and Jeremy can shake Julian’s hand. Sorted.

Spotter: Bob Miles-Kingston


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WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange speaks to the media after he walked out of the Royal Courts of Justice, London, after his successful bail appeal at the High Court. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Thursday December 16, 2010. He was released hours after a High Court judge ruled that he should be released and his lawyers accused the Swedish authorities of waging a "vendetta" against him. See PA story COURTS WikiLeaks. Photo credit should read: Ian Nicholson/PA Wire

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