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Peter Andre And Kerry Katona’s Christmas Together: What Lies Within OK!

by | 22nd, December 2010

PETER Andre is on the cover of OK!. He’s giving the camera a big muppet-mouthed smile while shoving a generous fairy cake into his daughter Princess TenaLadii’s face. Not so very long ago, the child mother, the Teflon-coated Katie Price, told us via Twitter:

“I want to withdraw them from the public eye as I want them to have as normal a childhood as possible and want them to choose what they want.

Can this outing be related to that Tweet?

While we wonder at that, we study the latest installment in the made-for-idiots fauxmance between Peter and Kerry Katona, the former queen of own-brand ketchups. On the OK! cover, she is sat next to Peter, dandling one child on her knee while another gives us a small-toothed, hesitant smile.

Says the headline:

“Peter & Kerry – It’s Our First Christmas together.”

By together, they mean on the books of the same agent. And by together they mean that Kerry and her brood have been photoshopped onto a tableau of sentimental Peter and his kidzzzz.

Inside OK! we get to see Peter joined by his son, Junior Peter. Princess and Junior Pete are the midget-sized Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez of the celebrity age.

They make up some a lack of talent by wearing a variety of branded merchandise and looking slightly to the side of the camera’s lens.

Meanwhile, in a different place at a different time, Kerry is joined by another child, and tells us that she has not bought anything for Peter Andre.

Don’t panic, Kezza. Why not lend Pete one of your children, or buy him a subscription to OK!, where fantasy collides with fact in a pastel grey zone of love….

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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.

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