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Prince Andrew And The Paedo Cucumbers

by | 10th, March 2011

PRINCE Andrew is the subject of the greatest front-page headline of the year. The Mirror delivers:


The story, as Anorak told you yesterday, is that Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie met Jeffrey Epstein, the convicted sex criminal who liked his women young and, as Virginia Roberts claims, poor.

Beatrice would have been nine or ten; Eugenie seven or eight. Epstein does not like his lovers to be pre-pubescent, but the Mirror still conjures up this line:

A Palace insider said: “It was a fleeting meeting with Epstein, but it is still a great worry.”

Meanwhile, the Mail leads with news that The Queen has summoned Andrew to the Palace. We learn that they drank tea and ate cucumber sandwiches and cake.

How’s that for a telling off? Next minute they’ll be making jokes about Prince Edward getting the job as trade envoy. Hey, mummy, can you sell theatre tickets to despots and paedos? Well, can yer..?

Posted: 10th, March 2011 | In: Royal Family Comment | TrackBack | Permalink