Anorak News | Man Dies Of ‘Sexual Sweetness’

Man Dies Of ‘Sexual Sweetness’

by | 1st, April 2011

FLETCHER Jere died of “sexual sweetness” following a dalliance with a prostitute he hired in Blantyre, Malawi.

So says the police spokesman, who adds that the woman was used “to quench Jere’s libido”.

Police spokeswoman Edina Ligowe goes on the record:

“Jere died of too much sexual excitement and sweetness. The sex worker will not be prosecuted because she committed no crime by being too sweet for the man.”

Chances are he died from may have died of cardiogenic shock. But until the verdict is in, any man with sweet tooth should stick to quenching his hot libido in a cold shower…

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