Daily Express Honours Princess Diana By Calling Kate Middleton A Bitch

FOLLOWING yesterday’s news that the Independent admits to writing “shit” stories, we being news that the Daily Express thinks Kate Middleton is a”bitch” (click the image):

express.co.uk/posts/view/241563/4979-days-since-di-was-murdered-who-does-this-bitch-thin-she-is?

The Express rehashes a press release based on a dating site’s opinion poll that Kate Middleton is more shaggable than Princess Diana.

The joke is, of course , that the Express has been shagging Diana’s bones ever since the celebrity royal shuffled off the Fabled Sixth Floor of Harvey Nichols.

Hence the Express URL:

“4769 Says Since Di Was murders Who Does This Bitch Thin She Is?

The four most Fanciable Royals are:

Princess Grace of Monaco (dead)

Queen Rania of Jordan (not dead)

Kate Middleton (not dead)

Diana (dead)

Helen Mirren and Cleopatra did not rank, which is surprising…

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DECADE REVIEW - Royals. Prince William and his girlfriend Kate Middleton walk in RAF Cranwell, Lincolnshire after William received his RAF 'Wings' from his father the Prince of Wales. Picture date: 11 April 2008. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Photo credit should read: Paul Ellis / PA Wire

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Posted: 20th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family Comment | TrackBack | Permalink