Anorak News | Builder Gets Shovel Stuck Up His Anus

Builder Gets Shovel Stuck Up His Anus

by | 4th, May 2011

MICHAEL Mayer, 31, is the German builder who slipped from his ladder and landed on the handle of a shovel. The full 20 inches went up his backside.

In hospital, the handle is removed with the aid of an angle grinder, unguents and anesthetic.

Says one onlooker:

“”It was a million to one shot accident. He was up the ladder and lost his footing and as he fell one of those American-style spades without a grip on the end went right up his bottom. .It was a sickening scream.”

Others who has been unlucky:

Fallen Woman’s Rectum Impaled On Hairspray Can
Eel Swims Up Fishmonger’s Anus: Pictures
Woman Dies When NHS Doctor Fails To Spot Toilet Brush Wedged In Her Bottom
Potato Wedgies: Vicar Gets Spud Stuck In Rectum
Fais Moi Une Pipe: Man Gets Penis Caught In Steel Muffler
Firefighters Use Angle Grinder To Free Man’s Penis
Ouch! Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair.
Ouch! Bomb Fires Scores Of Ballbearings Up Man’s Anus

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