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Did Brando, Taylor and Jackson Work For Al Qaeda?

by | 6th, May 2011

CELEBRITY news of the week was that after 9/11, not only were Osama bin Laden’s days alive numbered, but Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson got in a car for a road trip out of New York. They made it to Ohio. We are not told who drove.

A source told Vanity Fair:

“These three towering icons of American pop culture planned their escape, afraid that they would be the next target. Unable to fly, they drove out of the city.”

Target of the police..? No. It can’t be? No. It can’t. Brando was Superman’s dad, Taylor did like veils, granted, but Jackson wanted to heal the world not annihilate it. At least that was the story…

While a conspiracy theory is born, we learn:

“Brando allegedly annoyed his traveling companions by insisting on stopping at nearly every KFC and Burger King they passed along the highway.”

Most likely to eat than curse American cultural imperialism. But such is the way of conspiracy theories…

Brando, Taylor and Jackson are all dead. Although we have yet to see photographic proof.

Posted: 6th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink