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LeAnn Rimes Shows Off Her Incredibly Thin Body: Dogs Salivate

by | 31st, May 2011

LEANN Rimes doesn’t just spell her name wrong and make really irritating country-pop while encouraging coal-eyed simpletons to dance atop the bars of the world, shortly before having their stomachs pumped of Jagerbombs.

No, she’s an alleged homewrecker too, running off with some married fella and getting him down the aisle herself before the whole America could throw up its arms in moral outrage.

And now she’s on her honeymoon, she’s having a gay old time, right? Wrong. Because everyone is pointing at her and being sick in their hands as they howl about her noticeable thinness.

While lapping whatever it is married people lap up on honeymoons, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian (as if you care) decided to show off just how happy and contented they are on Twitter.

One such shot featured LeAnn in her bikini, looking for all the world like a onion bag full of half-chewed chicken bones. Concerned fans, with nothing better to do with their time than vainly tweet at celebrities who will never, ever respond, threw words around like ‘protruding’.

This called for some LeAnn Rimes action! She tweeted:

Those are called abs, not bones, love”

“Thx but this is my body and I can promise you I’m a healthy girl. I’m just lean. Thx for your concern but no need too be.”

We can’t confirm reports that she stopped tweeting because a hungry canine ran off with her leg in its mouth.

Posted: 31st, May 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink